As long as they aren’t telling me that I’m going to hell for all eternity because I don’t believe in their particular God.

Besides, how bad can hell be?

When asked why a loving God would allow people to suffer, the religious come back with, “If you don’t know pain you can’t know pleasure.”

So, by that logic, if you’re burning in hell for all of eternity, which is an incredibly long time, you’ll have forgotten all about pleasure after a couple hundred thousand years of having Hitler shove a pineapple up your ass (business end first) every day.

Therefore, if you don’t know pleasure, how can you know pain?  And wouldn’t heaven and hell become the same?
Besides, I think I’d rather have my balls nailed to a burning building three times a day, than spend any more time with those fucking Mormons, than it takes me to slam the door in their smiling faces, then be forced to listen to them tell me “Jesus loves you!” as I’m locking up.

Then there are the crazy hateful bastards that are “God Blessing” everyone on television past midnight, selling their DVD’s that explain what heaven’s like, for a mere $29.95!

I was watching Freedrick Von Imp or something like that last night for a laugh, when he started telling his flock of sheeple, to be aware of the vaccine the evil liberals want to give their daughters.

He never explained the logic, but seemed to imply that only the evil non-believers come down with STD’s.

Maybe he was saying that if your daughter gets HPV she’s a slut and should burn in hell.

Whatever…

Look… I believe in a god, but my god is the power that controls the forces of physics, keeping everything in balance.

So, he doesn’t care if you get hit by a bus or get elected President of the United States, just as long as you’re not trying to break the laws of physics.

If you don’t like that… FINE!

…just don’t give me a load of shit about how I’m going to hell, because, I don’t go to your particular church.

Yeah RIGHT!  The very same church that shuffles child rapists around like the ‘Underground Railroad’ for pedophiles, is going to tell me I’m going to burn forever because I don’t eat their fucking brand of cracker on my knees?!

Angry Dan

Just posting this short message so that the category will show up in the listing.

Angry Dan

Life it too short to waste time trying to figure out why people and things piss me off.  So, more and more, without trying to analyze situations, I’ll just bitch about them.

…so sue me!

I like to bitch… especially about Bush. Mainly because he’s one huge fucking asshole, deserving of all the scorn I can dish out.

Anyway, when more specific events piss me off, that aren’t Bush related, I’ll post my rants here.

Angry Dan

It’s like a kick in the teeth… before you can change the channel, he says something that’s not only a lie, but just plain STUPID on at least 3 different levels.

If you’re like me, next thing you know, you’re pissed off all over again at the fact that our country is being run by an idiot who couldn’t care less about shit like our laws and the constitution AND seems to think it’s a good idea for our invisible ghost in the sky fight it out with someone else’s ‘all powerful’ imaginary friend?!

Worse yet… nobody seems to be doing anything about it!

…well, I take that back. It looks like the Democrats are finally growing a set of balls, even if it’s taken them longer than it took us to win WWII to get this ‘Mr. Magoo’ off the road!

Check back for my angry rants regarding some of the shit our ‘Idiot in Chief’ is spewing…

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I like to believe that I’m for free speech and will allow offensive posts as long as they make some sort of point.

What will not be tolerated are posts from annoying assholes with little to say, but plenty of time to say it.

Angry Dan